Seriously? Like seriously?

All my friends and I did was pass a birthday card to another friend at a parking lot in Queensbay Mall... Out of the blue, a honk was heard from right behind us! An auntie in a car wanted to park at that lot and apparently, she couldn't wait any longer for us to get out! I mean come on, it's not like we asked her to STAY there and WAIT for us to finish what we're doing and let her park! Can't she find another parking lot herself? And that's just the beginning! She entered when it's clearly stated [NO ENTRY] and fucking opposed the traffic flow! When I finally moved my car's ass out of the lot, she couldn't help but stare and worse, shook her head as if mocking me! To hell with you, mother fucker! Kanineh leh, lin lau bu, chao ci bai, puki mak, lan ciau, chiak sai tua han, boh nau, NAH! o0o o0o

(waits till my anger subsides.................................................................................)
Back to the topic...

One of my friends, obviously very pissed or should I say, tu lan... Let's just say he couldn't resist showing the length of his middle finger off to the auntie... HAHAHAHA!

Well, the rest of the story should be kinda predictable... Auntie feels taunted, approaches my car, friend gets off car, World War 3 ensues, auntie threatens to report to the police and asks her daughter to take a picture of my car's number plate, both party gets mad at one another and leaves the "crime scene"...

Umm... What the fuck? Is it against the law to show the middle finger? Everyone does it right? And there she goes, threatening to report to the police, all cause my friend SHOWED HER THE MIDDLE FINGER? Dear auntie, all I have to say is this... NAH! o0o NAH! o0o NAH! o0o I will show my middle finger whenever I want to! It's MY finger, not YOURS! Wanna report to the police? Go ahead, be my guest... I doubt the police will even take notice of you, silly ass... Go fuck yourself, why don't you?


Btw, I missed out something important... The auntie had a daughter about my age and a son who's merely primary-ish... I pity the children... Just hope they won't grow up to be dumb fucks like their mother...


*signing off*