Seriously? Like seriously?

All my friends and I did was pass a birthday card to another friend at a parking lot in Queensbay Mall... Out of the blue, a honk was heard from right behind us! An auntie in a car wanted to park at that lot and apparently, she couldn't wait any longer for us to get out! I mean come on, it's not like we asked her to STAY there and WAIT for us to finish what we're doing and let her park! Can't she find another parking lot herself? And that's just the beginning! She entered when it's clearly stated [NO ENTRY] and fucking opposed the traffic flow! When I finally moved my car's ass out of the lot, she couldn't help but stare and worse, shook her head as if mocking me! To hell with you, mother fucker! Kanineh leh, lin lau bu, chao ci bai, puki mak, lan ciau, chiak sai tua han, boh nau, NAH! o0o o0o

(waits till my anger subsides.................................................................................)
Back to the topic...

One of my friends, obviously very pissed or should I say, tu lan... Let's just say he couldn't resist showing the length of his middle finger off to the auntie... HAHAHAHA!

Well, the rest of the story should be kinda predictable... Auntie feels taunted, approaches my car, friend gets off car, World War 3 ensues, auntie threatens to report to the police and asks her daughter to take a picture of my car's number plate, both party gets mad at one another and leaves the "crime scene"...

Umm... What the fuck? Is it against the law to show the middle finger? Everyone does it right? And there she goes, threatening to report to the police, all cause my friend SHOWED HER THE MIDDLE FINGER? Dear auntie, all I have to say is this... NAH! o0o NAH! o0o NAH! o0o I will show my middle finger whenever I want to! It's MY finger, not YOURS! Wanna report to the police? Go ahead, be my guest... I doubt the police will even take notice of you, silly ass... Go fuck yourself, why don't you?


Btw, I missed out something important... The auntie had a daughter about my age and a son who's merely primary-ish... I pity the children... Just hope they won't grow up to be dumb fucks like their mother...


*signing off*

Umm... Okay... ~.~"

All was peaceful in my room, in my house, in my flat, in my housing area, in Penang, in Malaysia... Wait, what the heck am I crapping about? >.<"
Anyways, back to the topic... All was peaceful in my room... Until... I started hearing noises... *eerie music plays* The sound of... A BELL! O.O


This has been going on for the past few days... It all started when I was revising and doing Maths exercises... Out of the blue, I heard the faint sound of a bell... Thinking I was a little too stressed out of my mind, I decided to stop whatever I was doing and rest for a while on my bed... Then... I HEARD IT AGAIN! The same sound, a soft little "ding"... Shocked, I was... Afraid, I was too, definitely!

Nevertheless, I was pretty determined to find out the source of that creepy noise... And so I went... Up and down, left and right, high and low, just to find that *censored* bell or whatever it is... Slowly, the never ceasing sound led me to my freaking window! Opening the window could make it into my personal book of records namely [ Things That ALMOST Made Me Piss In My Pants ]

Not long after, I heard the bell as clear as ever... It even sounded familiar! Then I realized, it was my neighbour... PLAYING TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER ON FACEBOOK!!!

The sound of the bell is to notify you that it's your turn in the game!
Believe me, I was cursing the hell out of my neighbour at that time! (in my heart of course, not out loud) And I'm still cursing at him/her since 2 days ago... But this doesn't make me a bad neighbour... I hope...
*signing off*

I 'Smurf ' You! xD

la la lala lala, sing a happy song~ la la lala lala, smurf your whole day long~

I believe this is in everybody's mind when leaving the cinemas after watching The Smurfs... Heck, I bet some are even humming to it, or better, singing along to it!

Anyways, here's what I think about what other people think about this movie... Hope I didn't confuse you with that! LOL!

Some say that this movie is not what they expected, what they've seen during the 80's, a favourite kids' cartoon bearing the same name as the movie... That this movie can be pretty predictable at times... That this movie is raw and mean-spirited all because of the "Smurf" word substitution in more 'naughty' than 'nice'...

Well, all these may be true... But what can I say? The cartoon is the cartoon, the movie is the movie... They're two different things, so why the comparisons? Just because they have the same title? Come on, give the producers a break... Besides, mind me asking, how many episodes were there in the cartoon? Would you like to see ALL these episodes all crammed up in a SINGLE movie?

But who am I to complain, right? Honestly, I've never even seen the cartoon before! TEEHEE~

All in all, it wasn't the best movie I've seen... But the movie wasn't even half as bad as others portrayed it to be... 7/10 for me... How about you? =)

la la lala lala... Wait... What the Smurf? GARRR! ><

*signing off*

Emo...

Today was supposed to be a fine day... A day when mock exams get their asses out of each and every Cambridge A-Levels students lives... A happy day...
But some things bring me down after mock exams finished... Being happy is definitely not an option for me, currently... And if you're wondering... I'm not upset... Just... Emo...
No matter what happens to you... ( If you lose your limb, your sanity, or even your love towards me ) ...I'll still love you, this I am sure of... So please, don't ask me to give up on you... Cause I never thought of doing so, and I never will... I'll be hanging onto our relationship for as long as fate permits it...
*signing off*

Cool... That's cool... Just cool...

YESTER-[faithful]-DAY, I totally gave up on studying for my Chemistry mock test... 81 fudging documents?? (inclusive of power points, words & adobe)
R? R? R, B? [ "Really? Really? Really, bro?" copyrighted from Acronyms by theDOMINICshow @ YouTube xD]
And TO-[mother fudging son of a sea side]-DAY, I feel glad that all the time used by NOT studying for Chemistry was used very wisely indeed!! After barely surviving going through the gates of hell (LR501), I think it's pretty safe to say that even if I studied for the test, I'd still do pretty badly!! So if and only if I had studied... I'd just be wasting my time, no? *peace out* TEEHEE~
So now I've only one thing to say... Why don't you pick on someone your own..... Errr..... Own paper / ink / whatsoever? FUDGE YOU CHEMISTRY!! FUDGE YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT!! GARRR!!
*signing off*

Hold on a sec...

I couldn't help but noticing... For the past few posts, I've been complaining about my dissatisfactions in every single one of them!! This CANNOT happen in MY blog, NO NO NO!! How about posting something that made me HAPPY instead? That should fare better than listening to me complain now, no? *stretches arms* Aight, here goes... =3

Apollo 18 is out and ready to fill my brain with its awesome scenes!!
[ I hope...*fingers crossed* ]


Today's Maths paper turned out to be not as bad as I expected!!
[ Wish I could say the same to Stats paper... *sobs* ]


Wait, hold on a sec... I just realized... I was actually complaining a little regarding the two things that were supposed to make me happy!! GARRR!! *smacks myself* @@
*signing off*

TAMADE!!

1 : Couldn't wake up early, almost arrived late for my Chemistry mock laboratory test, parked outside Inti International College Penang...
2 : During the laboratory test, an announcement was made asking people who parked outside to move their cars as the police have arrived, rushed down to move my car, saw a fine ticket on my wiper, went back to the laboratory test feeling down and pissed...
3 : As if being fined isn't enough, life just has to throw at us some brainless creatures to mock us...
4 : "@peekabooCHAK Dan can you please check if I left my maths past year book in yr car?" So what now? She expects me to go down to my car in the middle of the night just to check whether she left something in it? PLEASE, go f*** yourself...
Well, I guess that wraps up all my dissatisfactions for today... And I'm feeling better already after posting this!! WHEE~
*signing off*

Why...

Why does this feeling keep haunting me? The petty things that others couldn't care less about, these are the things that I tend to put emphasis on... Whenever you jokingly say that you hate me, it hurts me deep inside, although very few of my friends actually notice the changes i display... I mean, I know that it was just a joke, and I honestly have tried to keep that in mind... But somehow, I just can't help myself from becoming at least slightly emo about it... By right, this should be said face to face but, but I just can't seem to find the courage to do so... I just hope this won't affect our current relationship status and instead, strengthen it...
*signing off*

GARRR!!

Got freaking 'potong steam-ed' by my DAD while typing a post on Independence Day... Discarded the thought of posting it today cause... Cause... Cause it'd be meaningless since Independence Day was over? *sighs* Moving on to today... Had fun at the beach this morning!! [Although I look like a half cooked lobster now... SUNBURN AH!! @@] Had fun with friends at college, in a group study session!! [Inverted commas =3=] Had a fudging NIGHTMARE trying to find a parking space in my housing area... FML!! Forced to park at Soon Lee Driving Centre's training grounds and then, walk all the way back to my block... FML!! [Again...] Aights, I think I know what I'm really needing right now... YouTube!

*signing off*