Visitor, on the loose!

NEWS FLASH! Check out who came by just to pay me a nice little visit this morning...

 What else could it be? A cute PIGEON on my balcony! xD

Can't really see it in this pic so... *retake*

Ahhh... Much better... TEEHEE!

I was just goofing around in Twitter and Facebook when I heard a noise on my balcony... Curious little yours truly just had to go and check it out! Definitely worth my lifeless time! xD

*signing off*

Ready? Okay, go!

*cracks fingers* This is gonna be my first time posting so many pictures in a single post! *pops a bottle of champagne* Oh oh, my alcohol tolerance is f*cking low... So... Yeah... Anyways, pictures coming right up!

First stop...

KUALA LUMPUR

Sorry for the haircut Mr Lion! @ Sunway Pyramid

No more ice skating for me since I last fell on my BUTT! ><

@ Inside of Sunway Pyramid

Note the many drawings on the pillars...

But I'm only curious to find out what THIS means xD 

LOOK! At the ceiling, not the cars! *smacks*

Looks like a market, no?

Even the stalls look alike the ones in the market...

But NO! It's actually a restaurant where we had our dinner! =P

After dinner, must go walk walk to ease digestion xP @ The Curve

Next up...

GOMBAK

The golden statue depicts the start of our journey... @ Batu Caves

Rumours are, if you count the number of steps, you'll never reach the top...

P/S : 272 steps ain't that hard to climb... And yes... I counted HAHAHAHA!

Monkey 1 : "Hey, whatcha doing?"

Monkey 2 : "Oh nothing, just hanging around"

Next in line...

BERJAYA HILLS

Castle much... @ Colmar Tropicale

There's even a "knight" to welcome us! =D

Used to be an ugly duckling didn't you, dear swan? 

Ooo... Colours... xD

The view from up here ain't that bad huh?

Japanese hut @ Tropical Forest

Last but not least...

CAMERON HIGHLANDS

Array of cakes *drools*

Angry Birds plush toys in a phone booth? How cute... =3

It goes... "PEEKABOO!" xD

"Whatchu looking at, punk?"

I have to say, these orchids look somewhat like angels O.O

Luckily these cacti don't have Facebook and can't [poke] XD

That's one hell of an odd shaped chilli... @@

Blue 'VELLY' up ahead! Oh wait, I think it's supposed to be Valley... =.="

Tea plants which look healthy in a quick glance...

...but is in fact, infested with CATERPILLARS!! AARGH!!

One of the many strawberry farms here...

Pick-all-you-can strawberries! After you pay up, that is... LOL!

Well, I guess that wraps up my "chapelang" journey... Enjoy the pics! Adios!

*signing off*

LALALA! *whistles*

Well... To be frank... I didn't really keep my words, did I? A thousand apologies! This ain't exactly what I wanted to post, but I'm still more than glad to be able to post this...

TA-DAH!

It goes a little something like...

PEEK...

 A...

BOO!!

Cute right? This is none other than the extremely hyperactive hamster my cousin brother owns that can run around in the living room of their house non-stop! Hope you enjoy these pics while I get the pics that I REALLY wanna post! *muacks!* Okay... Err... Awkward... Umm...

BYE!

*signing off*

*pokes blog* [AGAIN]

Well, what can I say? It's been almost a month since my last blog update... And I'm actually feeling guilty for my blog... *hugs blog virtually* You're not mad at me, are you? *cuddles*


Hmm... Where should I start? OH RIGHT! *rings bell* The reason behind my disappearance... Yours truly is currently having his AS exams which he doesn't think he even studied enough for [especially fudging CHEMISTRY =.="]


Next! *rings bell* STUPID NEIGHBOUR RENOVATING SHIT'S HOUSE! [She + He + It = SHIT] SHIT has been DRILLING between 10am to 5pm DAILY for the past few WEEKS! Like come on, how many holes do you require when renovating your house? Think about how many people's eardrums you're hurting in the process! And to figure out that I can't even hear someone on the phone, let alone watch videos on YouTube... It freaking pisses me off! Douchebag...


Moving on... *rings bell* I've another post to... Umm... Post? (LOL!) But before that, I need several pictures to be attached to it... So... Just wait for it! *peace* And wish me luck in enduring the "wonderful music" made by my neighbour...
*signing off*

Study... Study... Study...

Revise... Revise... Revise...

Concentrate... Concentrate... Concentrate...

AARGH! I can't handle anymore pressure! *pulls hair*

Luckily for me, there's always... *drum rolls*

JENG JENG JENG

Honestly, if I never had a Dragon Nest account, I'd drown in a world full books and words and boredom and.....

Wait, whytheheck am I still here? OFF TO DRAGON NEST I GO! *evil laugh*

*signing off*

Seriously? Like seriously?

All my friends and I did was pass a birthday card to another friend at a parking lot in Queensbay Mall... Out of the blue, a honk was heard from right behind us! An auntie in a car wanted to park at that lot and apparently, she couldn't wait any longer for us to get out! I mean come on, it's not like we asked her to STAY there and WAIT for us to finish what we're doing and let her park! Can't she find another parking lot herself? And that's just the beginning! She entered when it's clearly stated [NO ENTRY] and fucking opposed the traffic flow! When I finally moved my car's ass out of the lot, she couldn't help but stare and worse, shook her head as if mocking me! To hell with you, mother fucker! Kanineh leh, lin lau bu, chao ci bai, puki mak, lan ciau, chiak sai tua han, boh nau, NAH! o0o o0o

(waits till my anger subsides.................................................................................)
Back to the topic...

One of my friends, obviously very pissed or should I say, tu lan... Let's just say he couldn't resist showing the length of his middle finger off to the auntie... HAHAHAHA!

Well, the rest of the story should be kinda predictable... Auntie feels taunted, approaches my car, friend gets off car, World War 3 ensues, auntie threatens to report to the police and asks her daughter to take a picture of my car's number plate, both party gets mad at one another and leaves the "crime scene"...

Umm... What the fuck? Is it against the law to show the middle finger? Everyone does it right? And there she goes, threatening to report to the police, all cause my friend SHOWED HER THE MIDDLE FINGER? Dear auntie, all I have to say is this... NAH! o0o NAH! o0o NAH! o0o I will show my middle finger whenever I want to! It's MY finger, not YOURS! Wanna report to the police? Go ahead, be my guest... I doubt the police will even take notice of you, silly ass... Go fuck yourself, why don't you?


Btw, I missed out something important... The auntie had a daughter about my age and a son who's merely primary-ish... I pity the children... Just hope they won't grow up to be dumb fucks like their mother...


*signing off*

Umm... Okay... ~.~"

All was peaceful in my room, in my house, in my flat, in my housing area, in Penang, in Malaysia... Wait, what the heck am I crapping about? >.<"
Anyways, back to the topic... All was peaceful in my room... Until... I started hearing noises... *eerie music plays* The sound of... A BELL! O.O


This has been going on for the past few days... It all started when I was revising and doing Maths exercises... Out of the blue, I heard the faint sound of a bell... Thinking I was a little too stressed out of my mind, I decided to stop whatever I was doing and rest for a while on my bed... Then... I HEARD IT AGAIN! The same sound, a soft little "ding"... Shocked, I was... Afraid, I was too, definitely!

Nevertheless, I was pretty determined to find out the source of that creepy noise... And so I went... Up and down, left and right, high and low, just to find that *censored* bell or whatever it is... Slowly, the never ceasing sound led me to my freaking window! Opening the window could make it into my personal book of records namely [ Things That ALMOST Made Me Piss In My Pants ]

Not long after, I heard the bell as clear as ever... It even sounded familiar! Then I realized, it was my neighbour... PLAYING TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER ON FACEBOOK!!!

The sound of the bell is to notify you that it's your turn in the game!
Believe me, I was cursing the hell out of my neighbour at that time! (in my heart of course, not out loud) And I'm still cursing at him/her since 2 days ago... But this doesn't make me a bad neighbour... I hope...
*signing off*